Getting to Las Terrenas from England, outside May-October when there are flights to El Catey, is pretty painful. We booked a charter flight direct to Puerto Plata with Thomas Cook Airlines (fast becoming the Ryanair of long haul). We'd originally booked with MyTravel but they were then bought out by Thomas Cook who slipped in one of their tatty jets for the outgoing flight. After a cramped 8-9 hour flight (even though we'd upgraded to Premier Class) we were faced with a 4 hour taxi ride to the hotel along one of the worst stretches of road in the civilised world. We arrived totally exhausted at around 9 pm, had a quick shower and an even quicker dinner at the hotel's Baraonda restaurant and then slept like logs until 6am (wide awake thanks to jet lag) the next day.
If our journey had been a nightmare then our apartment at the Alisei was the exact opposite. Set on the third floor, overlooking a stunnng bean-shaped pool, our apartment ticked every box you could think of. The bedroom was big and airy with acres of storage space, quiet and efficient a/c, satellite TV, free safe and a generously sized bed. The kitchen was also sized up and equipped to a good standard - including a vast fridge/freezer, water tower (constantly refilled) and TV. We cooked in-house lunches quite often, the most memorable being a lobster we bought (live) from a fishmonger who appeared daily just 50 yards away from the hotel entrance.
The highlight of the apartment was the terrace, the size of 4 snooker tables, furnished with table, chairs and a sofa and cooled by a ceiling fan. You won't find a better place to sip a sundowner.
Eating is probably what Las Terrenas was invented for. You can get breakfast, lunch or dinner at La Baraonda (think Italian with a dash of merengue). Or you could hang a right, stroll halfway to town and take your pick of a group of 10 or so restaurants, located by the sea and offering classy French, Spanish and Italian dishes (our recommendation would be La Terrasse with a couple of drinks in the Indiana Cafe beforehand).Carry on into town and you've a huge choice of bars and restaurants - our picks here would be the Paco Cabana Beach Club (dine on sand under palm trees) and El Mambo Social Club (the sexiest place on the Samana pennsula). But first pop into Bar July for an aperitif.
If there's one downside it's the beach outside the hotel - despite some quite nice sunbeds the whole area's scruffy and very un-Alisei. Management is on the case however and a total makeover is in the offing.
The thing that will stick most in our memories of the Alisei hotel will be the people who run it and the way that they run it. They all seem to be having such a great time - and they go out of their way to make sure you do too.




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